Tuesday 13 September 2016

5 Crazy Things Women Do Because Of Men In Nigeria


Love is a battlefield.  Battlefield or not, everyone wants to find love. In a country of 150 million, you’d think it would be easy to find love.
You’d be dead wrong. Finding love may be hard everywhere else. It is even more difficult in Naija when you throw in religion, tribe, personal preferences and more.

1. Wearing Artificial Butts/Hips
This is an extra padded tight that looks and feels like a real butt worn underneath the clothes to make the gluteal muscle look more protruded. The fake butt attracts guys who are easily swayed by big buttocks. The fake hips add extra weight to your hips. When this is worn, you will definitely believe that hips don’t lie. And for a perfect hour glass figure they put on the waist trainer.



2. Bleaching
Some call it toning, but the truth will come out when some parts of your body become darker than others or when your skin starts looking pale. They believe guys are more attracted to fair ladies. Black is beautiful. The rate at which ladies are craving for bleaching creams is crazy.

 


3. Excessive punishment of going from curvy to bony and vice versa
When it comes to partners, everyone has different tastes. Some men love orobo women while others go for the lepa kind. What does an Orobo woman do when her crush/love interest likes women who are lepa? Join fitfam so she can become lepa. And the lepas whose love interests like Orobos? It’s time to turn into glutton so they can add weight.

4. Making their hips lie
Shakira clearly didn’t know Nigerian women can make “their hips lie” when she released that song. With the invention of the hip pads (kin to the nyash pads), women can get killer hips to attract those Naija brothers who love big hips.



5. Joining team “I can’t breathe” aka waist trainer gang
The struggle to look like Kim K is real. With the way men ogle Toolz and other celebs with the hour glass figures, many regular Naija women got in on the action with waist trainers. You won’t be able to laugh, breathe well and eat. But it’s a small price to pay to look like Toolz.

2 comments:

  1. Truth be told! they really do this and willing to do even more #Fact

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